You are about to enter into the Pinehurst, a dive bar in northern Michigan in the year 1989. Here the counters are sticky, as are the floors, and the smell of stale beer pervades the air. It’s a place with attitude and small town appeal. Garage bands play here every Saturday and bar fights follow shortly after. The bartender is a scrappy guy who keeps a bat behind the bar. His name is Smokey. He is a collector of all things Schlitz, a now forgotten beer that used to be quite popular. Among his other memorabilia, he had a can of Schlitz that was very important to him. It was dated 1973 and the first can of Schlitz he ever did drink. Currently that can is missing. It is your job to find the can of Schlitz and return it to its proper place.

You will enter in through the back door like some of the Pinehurst’s finest patrons. By the backdoor, by the way, we mean through the freezer. You will have to solve a short sobriety test of sorts before you gain access to the bar. Good luck. You are about to begin.